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HIRING.

Charot. But also — kind of not.

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Fake Job Titles
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Actual Vacancies*
6
Departments
Chaos Capacity
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Department of Overthinking
Strategy & Consulting · Pasig City, Remote, or Wherever Your Thoughts Are
3 Openings
Chief Vibes Architect
Charot
Strategy · Senior · Remote
You don't do the strategy. You sense whether the strategy has the right energy. Your main output is a deck that says "North Star" in 96pt Unbounded. You will facilitate workshops where the deliverable is a mood board. You will say "I think this needs more soul" and everyone will nod. You will be compensated accordingly.
Non-negotiables
  • Must be able to say "this isn't aligned" without explaining what it's aligned to
  • Comfortable facilitating 3-hour sessions where the output is a Miro board nobody opens again
  • No actual deliverables required — only presence and a strong opinion about the font
Senior Assumption Validator
Charot
Strategy · Senior · Hybrid
You are paid to poke holes in everything. You will attend every meeting, nod slowly, and say "pero have we considered…" at least three times. You are not here to build things. You are here to complicate them in a way that eventually makes them better. This is considered a leadership position. Act accordingly.
Non-negotiables
  • Must be able to cite a McKinsey report from memory (actual content optional)
  • Strong ability to raise concerns without suggesting solutions
  • Availability to schedule a debrief about the debrief
Professional Pivot Specialist
Charot
Strategy · Mid · Anywhere
Plan A failed. Plan B also failed. We are currently on Plan G. You are the person who makes this sound intentional. "We're not pivoting, we're being agile." You will reframe setbacks as learnings with confidence and speed. Nobody has to know. This is the job.
Non-negotiables
  • Must have lived experience with things not going according to plan
  • Ability to stay calm while updating the roadmap for the 6th time this month
  • Fluent in "iterative approach" and "learning opportunity"
Kagawaran ng Looks
Design & Creative · Remote · Must Have Strong Opinions About Kerning
3 Openings
Chief Font Feelings Officer
Charot
Design · Senior · Remote
You will be paid real money to feel things about typefaces. You will sense when a heading needs more breathing room. You will know, deep in your chest, that the client's chosen font is wrong — and you will tell them, and they will ignore you, and you will fix it anyway at midnight. This is your calling.
Hard requirements
  • Comic Sans is a fireable offense. No exceptions. Even for "fun" projects.
  • Using Papyrus is grounds for a full exorcism. We have a guy.
  • Must not visibly wince when client asks to "make the logo bigger" (the wince is allowed internally)
Figma Hostage Negotiator
Charot
Design · Mid · Remote
The client approved the design last Tuesday. Today they said "actually, can we try a completely different direction?" You are the velvet rope between their idea and the artboard. You will negotiate. You will document. You will send a "per our last call" email with warmth and precision. You will invoice them for all of it.
Must-haves
  • Emotional tolerance for "can you move it 2px to the left" (the 11th time in a row)
  • Must know how to say "that will require a change request" without breaking eye contact
  • Auto-save obsession. Non-negotiable.
Senior Color Theory Therapist
Charot
Design · Senior · Remote
You will tell clients what looks good. They will nod. They will then choose the other color — the one you specifically said not to use. You will revise. You will present again. They will choose the same color from before. You will accept this. You will have a support system. This is the life you've chosen.
Serious requirements
  • Must have at least one friend who is not a designer (for perspective)
  • Knowledge of color psychology, contrast ratios, and how to grieve
  • Portfolio required — preferably featuring work that clients did not ruin
AI & Automation Division ✦
The Real Department · Remote · This One Is Actually Serious
3 Openings
Department of Client Feelings
Sales & Account Management · Hybrid · Requires Thick Skin + Big Heart
3 Openings
Budget Reality Counselor
Charot
Sales · Mid · Hybrid
Someone has to tell clients that ₱30,000 will not build the next Grab. That person is you. You will do it with kindness, with data, and with a proposal that shows them exactly what IS possible. You will redirect their dreams into something achievable. You will earn their trust. You will invoice them.
Must-haves
  • Thick skin + the ability to stay warm while being completely honest
  • Strong grasp of what things actually cost to build
  • Must not say "kaya 'yan" until it is confirmed that it is, in fact, kaya
Over-Promiser Preventer
Charot
Delivery · Mid · Remote
Your job is to stop people — especially yourself — from saying "oo, kaya 'yan" before checking if it is actually kaya. You are the voice of reason in the room. The one who asks "wait, by when exactly?" You will not always be popular in the moment. You will be very popular three weeks later when everything ships on time.
Requirements
  • Ability to slow a conversation down without killing the energy
  • Must be comfortable with the phrase "let me check on that before we commit"
  • Emotional preparedness for "pero sabi mo kaya" (not your problem — see job title)
Scope Creep Bouncer
Urgently Needed
Project Management · Senior · Remote
When the client says "just one more small thing" for the fifth time this week, you are the velvet rope of this operation. You will listen. You will understand. You will say "got it — let me create a change request for that." You will document everything. You will CC everyone. You are doing the Lord's work and you know it.
Requirements
  • Fluency in project management: timelines, scope, and the art of saying no nicely
  • Must be able to send a "per our agreed scope" email without sounding aggressive
  • Strong documentation instincts (if it's not written down, it didn't happen)
The Feelings Department
HR & Culture · Remote · Requires Genuine Care + Cat GIF Collection
2 Openings
Chief Morale Maintenance Officer
Charot
HR & Culture · Senior · Remote
Your KPI is vibes. Are the vibes good? No? Fix them. You will send memes at exactly the right moment. You will organize team calls that start as "a quick catch-up" and end with everyone actually feeling better. You will notice when someone is having a rough week without them saying anything. You will not push them to talk. You will just send a cat GIF. This is leadership.
Requirements
  • Actual, genuine care for other humans — this one you can't fake
  • Extensive and varied GIF library (cats, bread, dramatic K-drama moments)
  • Ability to hold space for both "I'm fine" and "I am not fine"
Remote Work Vibe Inspector
Charot
Culture · Junior · Remote (of course)
You will attend video calls. You will observe backgrounds. You will form opinions about the shelf arrangement behind Karen from Finance. You will keep those opinions mostly to yourself. You will also quietly appreciate when someone has good lighting. You will not comment on the person who's clearly still in bed. We've all been there.
Requirements
  • Observant but not judgy (or at least, not visibly judgy)
  • Good at reading the room — even when the room is a 3x3 webcam square
  • Must understand that some people's lighting situation is not a reflection of their work ethic
Department of Looking Productive
Operations · Remote · Must Own a Mechanical Keyboard (for the sound)
3 Openings
Senior Spreadsheet Philosopher
Charot
Operations · Senior · Remote
You will create spreadsheets. You will add conditional formatting that turns the cells colors nobody asked for. You will use VLOOKUP where an IF statement would have worked fine. The spreadsheet will be beautiful. Nobody will fully understand what it does. Everyone will agree it looks important. You are the oracle.
Requirements
  • Advanced Google Sheets or Excel — pivot tables, conditional formatting, the works
  • Must have named at least one spreadsheet "FINAL_FINAL_v3_USE THIS ONE.xlsx"
  • Ability to explain the spreadsheet to someone who will nod and never open it again
Meeting Existentialist
Charot
Operations · Mid · Remote
You will schedule meetings. Immediately after sending the invite, you will message everyone asking "wait, could this have been an email?" You will sit with that question. You will hold the meeting anyway. You will end it 10 minutes early. Then you will schedule a follow-up. This is your cycle. This is your purpose. Welcome.
Requirements
  • Calendar management skills + philosophical acceptance of the meeting-email paradox
  • Ability to write agendas that people will skim 30 seconds before the call
  • Must always send meeting notes — even for the meetings that shouldn't have happened
Professional Deadline Re-Negotiator
Charot
Operations · Mid · Remote
The deadline is today. The work is not ready. You are the person who says "actually, Friday works better for everyone" and somehow makes it sound like you're doing the client a favor. You will buy time gracefully, update the project board, and send a reassuring message that ends with "we've got this!" You do, in fact, have this.
Requirements
  • Fluency in deadline diplomacy and calm under pressure
  • Must genuinely believe everything will be okay (or be a very convincing actor)
  • Ability to update a roadmap without any visible distress on a Zoom call

The Perks.

Free Coffee
Yours. From your own kitchen. That you bought. We fully support this arrangement.
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Flexible Hours
Work whenever you want, as long as everything is done. The word "flexible" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
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Work From Anywhere
Home, café, your cousin's wedding reception, the hospital waiting room. We've been there. We get it.
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Mental Health Days
We will never ask why. We have all been there. Take the day. The Slack notifications will still be there tomorrow.
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No Dress Code
We literally cannot see your pants on Zoom. Wear whatever. Or don't. We really don't know and we're fine with that.
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Growth Opportunities
You will grow. Primarily in stress tolerance, problem-solving, and the ability to ship things. But also, genuinely, in skills.
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Competitive Salary
Competitive with other companies. We did not say which ones. We will discuss this like adults during the conversation.
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Unlimited Vacation
Also known as "please finish the work and then rest." We mean the rest part sincerely. Rest is important. We're serious.
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